Jatgatflag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, deceitful hummingbird.

Jatgatflag created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatgatflag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jatgatflag, she will turn you into a dog.

Jatgatflag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jatgatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.