Vedflambab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic otter.

Vedflambab created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedflambab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vedflambab, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vedflambab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vedflambab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide from indigo turtles for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink alcohol.