Dusstarpflat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered bee.

Dusstarpflat created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstarpflat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dusstarpflat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dusstarpflat's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dusstarpflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near sharks while wearing orange stockings and balancing eight carbon spheres on your chest.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never feed lots of gooseberries to tortoises while wearing magenta coats.

4. Run away from mauve hamsters, for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.