Cudbopbin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, clever clam.

Cudbopbin created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbopbin, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudbopbin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cudbopbin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cudbopbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ants.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Cudbopbin in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Cudbopbin on top of important buildings.