Geppoprul is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unthinking bird.

Geppoprul created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppoprul, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Geppoprul, it will turn you into a sheep.

Geppoprul's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Geppoprul's Holy Commandments

1. Put Geppoprul first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never leap near geese.