Meg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive eagle.

Meg created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Meg, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Meg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Meg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Meg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.