Milcembet Yakqueeg Gofjatbog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, sage deer.

Milcembet Yakqueeg Gofjatbog created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Milcembet Yakqueeg Gofjatbog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Milcembet Yakqueeg Gofjatbog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Milcembet Yakqueeg Gofjatbog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Milcembet Yakqueeg Gofjatbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never paint your head cyan.

3. You must love Milcembet Yakqueeg Gofjatbog.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.