Bonkgodsit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unfair shark.

Bonkgodsit created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkgodsit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bonkgodsit, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bonkgodsit's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bonkgodsit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bonkgodsit on top of all buildings.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.