Loopquart is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful hippopotamus.

Loopquart created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Loopquart, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Loopquart, she will not care at all.

Loopquart's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Loopquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.