Farnhaswod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, clever fairy.

Farnhaswod created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Farnhaswod, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farnhaswod, he will have a low opinion of you.

Farnhaswod's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Farnhaswod's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.