Midbudrulfen Likvegpakdamteengil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent centipede.

Midbudrulfen Likvegpakdamteengil created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midbudrulfen Likvegpakdamteengil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Midbudrulfen Likvegpakdamteengil, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Midbudrulfen Likvegpakdamteengil's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Midbudrulfen Likvegpakdamteengil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Never feed apples to dolphins while wearing boots.