Cebsaflid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humorless narwhal.

Cebsaflid created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Cebsaflid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cebsaflid, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cebsaflid's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cebsaflid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not hurt snakes.