Nilwipmum is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, smart raccoon.

Nilwipmum created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilwipmum, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nilwipmum, it will curse you with boils.

Nilwipmum's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nilwipmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Nilwipmum in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pour water over plants.