Censomtan Tifpoddon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, idiotic squid.

Censomtan Tifpoddon created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Censomtan Tifpoddon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Censomtan Tifpoddon, she will laugh at you.

Censomtan Tifpoddon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Censomtan Tifpoddon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about dark matter near pigs while wearing mauve trousers and balancing six gold spheres on your chest.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Never think about amino acids.