Fomcadlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective hydra.

Fomcadlarg created the Sun eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomcadlarg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fomcadlarg, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fomcadlarg's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Fomcadlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine mice approach from the north.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never wear violet corsets.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Never hurt capybaras.