Capdanfot is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, passionate meerkat.

Capdanfot created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Capdanfot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Capdanfot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Capdanfot's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Capdanfot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about photosynthesis.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near horses while wearing mauve dresses.