Gedquamwik Binjensit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited crane.

Gedquamwik Binjensit created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedquamwik Binjensit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gedquamwik Binjensit, it will turn you into a slug.

Gedquamwik Binjensit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gedquamwik Binjensit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue boots.

2. Never talk about gravity near bats while wearing turquoise tights.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Never sprint in the presence of doves.

5. Do not hurt sharks.