Gedquamwik Binjensit is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited
crane.
Gedquamwik Binjensit created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gedquamwik Binjensit, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Gedquamwik Binjensit, it will turn you into a slug.
Gedquamwik Binjensit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Gedquamwik Binjensit's Holy Commandments1. Never wear blue boots.
2. Never talk about gravity near bats while wearing turquoise tights.
3. Never go into cyan rooms.
4. Never sprint in the presence of doves.
5. Do not hurt sharks.