Jatmegstig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, benevolent dove.

Jatmegstig created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Jatmegstig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jatmegstig, she will turn you into a tree.

Jatmegstig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jatmegstig's Holy Commandments

1. Jatmegstig loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

2. Run away if nine voles approach from the west.

3. Never hop near horses.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.