Fudvidhom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable swallow.

Fudvidhom created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Fudvidhom, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fudvidhom, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Fudvidhom's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fudvidhom's Holy Commandments

1. Fudvidhom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never hop in the presence of sheep.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.