Vonhablarn is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, impressive meerkat.

Vonhablarn created the Andromeda Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Vonhablarn, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vonhablarn, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vonhablarn's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vonhablarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Run away from fawn badgers, for they are unholy.