Bellcarfod is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak goat.

Bellcarfod created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellcarfod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bellcarfod, she will torture you forever.

Bellcarfod's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bellcarfod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help dogs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not kill frogs.