Wigcumgab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sapient jaguar.

Wigcumgab created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigcumgab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigcumgab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wigcumgab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wigcumgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Always obey Wigcumgab's priests.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.