Larpruljon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, flying hyena.

Larpruljon created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpruljon, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpruljon, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Larpruljon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Larpruljon's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Worship no other gods but Larpruljon.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must pray to Larpruljon four times a day.