Hud is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witty scorpion.

Hud created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hud, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hud, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hud's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hud.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Run away from brown mites, for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.