Gesscathot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, clever hummingbird.

Gesscathot created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gesscathot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gesscathot, it will make you grow a tail.

Gesscathot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gesscathot's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must love Gesscathot.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.