Arnflamflat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, benevolent skunk.

Arnflamflat created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnflamflat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Arnflamflat, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Arnflamflat's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Arnflamflat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Arnflamflat eight times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never wear gray trousers.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Learn six new languages a year.