Ten is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, egotistical cow.

Ten created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ten, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ten, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Ten's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing magenta kilts.