Mab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited hummingbird.

Mab created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mab, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Mab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Mab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always obey Mab's priests.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.