Gephinjapcebbelldon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet human.

Gephinjapcebbelldon created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gephinjapcebbelldon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gephinjapcebbelldon, he will be very unhappy.

Gephinjapcebbelldon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gephinjapcebbelldon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Do not keep nine whales in a large pit.

5. Do not make images of living things.