Kadyatt Boglunzig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest scorpion.

Kadyatt Boglunzig created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadyatt Boglunzig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kadyatt Boglunzig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kadyatt Boglunzig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Kadyatt Boglunzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never wear mauve corsets.

5. Never eat green fruit.