Xenbassfagkenhon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented hare.

Xenbassfagkenhon created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenbassfagkenhon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xenbassfagkenhon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Xenbassfagkenhon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Xenbassfagkenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Xenbassfagkenhon loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Xenbassfagkenhon.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.