Bim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident hummingbird.

Bim created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Bim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bim, he will turn you into a snail.

Bim's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Bim in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Put Bim first in all things.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.