Cissdaddid is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient naga.

Cissdaddid created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cissdaddid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cissdaddid, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cissdaddid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cissdaddid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.