Tapwitbass is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fussy fish.

Tapwitbass created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tapwitbass, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tapwitbass, he will be very unhappy.

Tapwitbass' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tapwitbass' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tapwitbass.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always obey Tapwitbass' priests.

5. Never feed peanuts to frogs while wearing yellow dresses.