Stercensom is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, weak chinchilla.

Stercensom created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stercensom, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stercensom, it will turn you into a frog.

Stercensom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Stercensom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine dolphins in a large pit.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Always obey Stercensom's priests.