Soggebhot is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, flying clam.

Soggebhot created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Soggebhot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Soggebhot, she will strike you with lightening.

Soggebhot's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Soggebhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Soggebhot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not take Soggebhot's name in vain.