Pansogdod is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, wise hummingbird.

Pansogdod created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pansogdod, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pansogdod, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pansogdod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Pansogdod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pansogdod.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear cyan dresses.

5. Never think about photosynthesis.