Fattimflat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witless clam.

Fattimflat created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fattimflat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fattimflat, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Fattimflat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fattimflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. Fattimflat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Fattimflat loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing fawn rings.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.