Pan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful bat.

Pan created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pan, he will jump up and down on your head.

Pan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.