Yakwatgad is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, passionate fly.

Yakwatgad created a bottom quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yakwatgad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yakwatgad, it will laugh at you.

Yakwatgad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Yakwatgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never eat grapes.

4. Never paint your feet violet.

5. Yakwatgad loves whales, so they must be respected.