Fotlopfunhoggumcubyaryarl is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring chicken.

Fotlopfunhoggumcubyaryarl created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fotlopfunhoggumcubyaryarl, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fotlopfunhoggumcubyaryarl, he will ignore you.

Fotlopfunhoggumcubyaryarl's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fotlopfunhoggumcubyaryarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not speak about corn.

4. Put Fotlopfunhoggumcubyaryarl first in all things.

5. Fotlopfunhoggumcubyaryarl must be the most important thing in your life.