Gedbamnil is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, irritating swallow.

Gedbamnil created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbamnil, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gedbamnil, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gedbamnil's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gedbamnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never talk about grasshopers.

3. Hide from violet gulls for they are unholy.

4. Gedbamnil must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look in ponds.