Dimwikcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, overgenerous goose.

Dimwikcip created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dimwikcip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dimwikcip, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dimwikcip's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dimwikcip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dimwikcip first in all things.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. You must love Dimwikcip.