Likpinmap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, almighty fairy.

Likpinmap created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Likpinmap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Likpinmap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Likpinmap's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Likpinmap's Holy Commandments

1. Likpinmap loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the east.

4. You must love Likpinmap.

5. Always wear violet.