Flatnull is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, happy crane.

Flatnull created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatnull, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flatnull, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flatnull's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Flatnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never paint your head fawn.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about gravity.