Cedkoptail is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cedkoptail created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cedkoptail, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cedkoptail, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cedkoptail's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cedkoptail's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms green.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.