Arfnartxen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent crane.

Arfnartxen created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arfnartxen, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Arfnartxen, he will turn you into a snail.

Arfnartxen's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Arfnartxen's Holy Commandments

1. Arfnartxen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must love Arfnartxen.

4. Retreat if nine shrews approach from the east.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arfnartxen.