Henwipbig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident centaur.

Henwipbig created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Henwipbig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Henwipbig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Henwipbig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Henwipbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Henwipbig loves goats, so they must be honoured.