Komditduss Ominontloopquag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, conceited lobster.

Komditduss Ominontloopquag created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komditduss Ominontloopquag, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Komditduss Ominontloopquag, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Komditduss Ominontloopquag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Komditduss Ominontloopquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Komditduss Ominontloopquag in the centre of the settlement.