Cuthatpak is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-assured seal.

Cuthatpak created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuthatpak, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cuthatpak, it will manifest in front of you.

Cuthatpak's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cuthatpak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cuthatpak seven times a day.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.